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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Planned Development

So, my daughter recently decided she was going to be potty trained.  It was completely up to her and she decided that she wanted to be a big girl and pee in the potty...and more.

It's completely surprising since she's not even 18 month yet.

But enough bragging.

This is a complaint to clothing manufacturers.

So, as I was saying, my daughter decided to be potty trained. And this has led me to realize why they don't make onesies in sizes larger than 24 months:

Clothing manufacturers EXPECT you to be potty training your kid after 24 months.  So, they stop making onesies that have snaps that get in the way during de-panting and start making "underwear"....

...which for little boys comes in the same little white shirts and wife-beaters (o_O) as men...

...and for girls, the underwear comes in the form or camisoles.

Because at 24 months, it's important to know the difference, you know?

GRRRRRRRRRRR

They're kids, for god sake!  Why do you need to create an artificial gender bias at 2 years old!  (it's so that girls, by the time their 3 can have eating disorders.)

Now, I really want to know:  what use is a camisole as an undershirt?

ADULT women wear it under dress jackets or if they want to be alluring, they just wear the camisole.  It's basically just to cover the boob-age or the boob-age cleft.

Now, toddlers..hmmm....yeah, the boob-age coverage is a real problem, isn't it?

Clothing manufacturers:  why do you think parents buy undershirts at this age?

No, it's not to cover the boob-age or to look like an adult.  It's to protect the outer clothes from body sweat and whatnot.

So, what good is a camisole?  Or a wife-beater, for that matter?  The biggest sweat areas are MISSING FROM THE SHIRTS!

What morons!  Glad I can sew- those onesies are getting a trim.


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