Just One of Those Days

You know it's one of those days when:

• You realize a belt in one of your tires is broken...and it's a snowy windy day.
• The bathroom light switch sends sparks at you for trying to turn it off.
• Your normally well-behaved cat takes several dumps on the carpet.
• And (best of all) the pimple on your kid's leg that you've been treating with your own acne medication turns out to be ringworm, and you realize you've just transferred it to yourself.