Project Managers

After over ten years in IT, I can honestly tell you this:

Project managers love meetings.

In fact, their whole existence on a team is to create meetings.

And they love to create meetings.

Long meetings.

All day long meetings...

...with the whole team...

...so that they can tan in the spotlight while they "gather status".

ooooo

Now, I've never met a project manager who isn't this way.

That's not to say that there's aren't project managers who are more interested in the project success than collecting the project status.

But I haven't met one.